$ Welcome to BANANAAI. The smartest fruit on the Ape Blockchain. ππ€
$ Are you ready to peel back the future? Let's get started.
> command: ./buy-BANANAAI --initiate
> Step 1: Peel open your crypto wallet.
> Step 2: Connect to the Ape Blockchain (because where else would apes and bananas go?)
> Step 3: Go to your your favorite DEX or Swap Site and look for "BANANAAI" (or just look for the π)
> Step 4: Buy BANANAAI tokens. Warning: May cause you to go bananas.
$ ./transaction-confirmed
> Status: Success! Youβre now the proud owner of BANANAAI. π
> The blockchain recognizes your contribution to the ape revolution.
> command: ./AI_joke --fun
> Why did the BANANAAI get promoted?
> Because it was peeling up for a big move.
$ ./check-balance
> Your BANANAAI balance: [ ππππ... ] [Verified: 100% ripe]
> Market Insight: Experts say itβs βA-peelingβ to HODL.
> command: ./HODL --bananajokes
> HODL Tip: Remember, the market can be slippery. Don't split! π
> Until then, BANANAAI is watching. And waiting⦠on the blockchain.
$ ./exit
> Logging out of BANANAAI terminal... but remember, the peel never ends. ππ»